So it looks like Shane Carwin vs. Brock Lesnar is confirmed for UFC 106. Since Cain Velasquez was supposed to be banging against Carwin in a few months, has been slated to face IFL veteran Ben Rothwell at UFC 104. Dude went undefeated in the IFL and besides being KOd by Andrei Arlovski, Rothwell hasn’t lost a fight in 5 years. Compared to Cain Velasquez (who’s undefeated at 6-0), Rothwell is a season veteran. Seasoned with original herbs and spices. Where did ‘seasoned veteran’ come from anyway? The KFC Colonel is a seasoned veteran. So is that buffalo wing that’s been wedged behind my sofa for weeks now. That’s a seasoned veteran that needs to be disposed in the trash. That seasoned veteran is probably getting eaten by roaches as we speak.
Can Velasquez vs. Ben Rothwell will probably end in first round and will leave everyone on their feet looking up at the jumbotron to understand just exactly what happened. If Cain pulls a W against Rothwell, expect him to take on the winner of Lesnar vs. Carwin. Lesnar vs. Carwin, damn it feels good typing that. [Source]