From this video we can discern that Dominick Cruz is religious, Urijah Faber loves v-neck shirts, Dan Hardy’s mohawk is an autonomous being, Lavar Johnson believes in using taxis, we are reminded that Shane del Rosario’s MMA career was threatened by a drunken driver, Dave Herman believes DUIs will ruin your life forever, and Cain Velasquez loves giving shoulder shrugs. The last time I operated a vehicle under the influence of alcohol, I spent the entire night driving around the urban sprawl of Liberty City and occasionally jumped out of my car to wash people off with a lead shower.
Initially when the report surfaced that Jon Jones was busted while driving drunk, we didn’t publish the story on MiddleEasy. We already get enough from you guys since we’ve never included the UFC light heavyweight champion in the official MiddleEasy Frate Trane list. Besides, we’ve never reported on anyone’s DUI case on the site. However, when UFC fighters serve as commentators on events that surround a fighter — we’re cool with that.
Check out this MMA:30 clip of a multitude of UFC fighters giving the opinion on Jon Jones’ DUI incident, and props to Lavar Johnson for giving the most reasonable answer known to humanity.