I know some of you are reading this article about Cain Velasquez’s appearance on UFC Latino on FOX in hopes of seeing a hot Latin American chick in skimpy shorts prance around for no apparent reason. Well this morning you are in luck. I’ve fulfilled your expectations for today, and if that entitles me to one free ‘Go Back to Bed’ coupon, then I will redeem it at a later time. See, I’m already up. There’s no reason for me to go back to bed. I’ve done that whole charade. It’s old for me. Sleep is for the bourgeois — my resting patterns are for the people. For example, I will not rest until everyone watches this clip of Cain Velasquez dropping some dance moves inside the UFC on FOX studio. Be sure to spread this clip out to your friends and family. I need my sleep tonight. [Source]
