Buy the new ‘MiddleWooly’ hat, I’m sure you’ll like it

In my constant pursuit to meet Ronda Rousey, I’ve been walking on the boardwalk of Venice Beach for most of the summer. About a month ago I ran into someone selling CDs out of his backpack, simply named ‘Icebird.’ He told me he was ‘the coldest brother on Venice’ which apparently was the only sales pitch I needed to drop $5 on his debut rap CD. However, I told him that it was impossible for him to be the ‘coldest brother on Venice’ if he didn’t have our ‘MiddleWooly’ cap.

The ‘MiddleWooly’ cap is a perfect blend of wool, cotton and freshness all molded to share your head in a fitted cap. In order to ensure that it truly is one of the ‘coldest’ caps, we’ve stitched the words ‘MiddleEasy’ in Icelandic for good measure along with the MiddleEasy monster. We have all sizes to fit your dome, and I’m sure your head will appreciate it. {jcomments off}

Get the MiddleWooly right here, before your girlfriend calls you today.

Published on August 31, 2011 at 12:50 pm
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