Brock Lesnar urinates on Shane Carwin’s record

When it comes to two guys that could punch a hole through the space-time continuum, it’s best just to sit back, drink you chai tea and enjoy the show. Ever since Lesnar unified the belt at UFC 100, the verbal kung-fu has been strong between these two. After Lesnar’s win, Carwin pretty much said Lesnar can’t flip off the fans, he’s fighting for the wrong reasons and he admitted that fans have been asking him to take Lesnar out. Well we got the fight we all begged for and…Lesnar urinates on Carwin’s wrestling record.

“He’s a tough guy. He’s undefeated, but some of the guys he’s beaten aren’t worthy of having on your record. He hasn’t fought anybody. He’s fought (Gabriel) Gonzaga, so I really think he’s 1-0. He’s a tough guy and a wrestler. But he’s a Division II national champion – enough said.”

“I don’t know what he is, 11-0, 10-0, but he’ll have a loss against Brock Lesnar.”

Since we haven’t wrestled a single minute in our lives, we’re going to resort to it’s nearest relative: making a grilled cheese sandwich. When it comes to that, I’m the world champion…of the world. [Source]

Published on September 29, 2009 at 1:57 am
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