Brock Lesnar was never a scrub, and shame on you for even suggesting it after his loss to Alistair Overeem at UFC 141. Let’s not forget Lesnar provided the second greatest beatdown that anyone has ever seen in MMA history when he shoved his oversized toaster-hands into Frank Mir’s face an innumerable amount of times at UFC 100. It was the most dominant, legal mauling I’ve seen since that dude from The Golden Child crushed that little Pepsi can dude. That was unnecessary. I’m sincerly happy you died later on in the movie ‘Pepsi can dancing dude’ crusher.
Actually, Brock Lesnar’s win over Frank Mir at UFC 100 is second only to the beating Fedor Emelianenko put on Heath Herring at Pride 23. After Fedor connected the first overhand right, Heath Hearing goes into ’emergency survival’ mode for the remainder of the round. It’s sheer brutality against a seemingly defenseless man. Go watch that fight if you feel like being depressed for the rest of the day.
In Jim Rome’s recent interview with Dana White, he claims Lesnar ‘never felt so good’ in his life after his successful surgery from diverticulitis and that even though he had the ‘best training camp,’ Alistair Overeem was just ‘that much better’ than him.
Before you listen to the interview below, look at that banner picture. It appears Alistair Overeem’s right nipple is elongated and 3D. It looks like Alistair Overeem’s nipple is growing a nose. It’s like Overeem exists in real-life except for his nipple, which is trapped in a Nintendo 64 world of being expressed in a disproportionate cylindrical polygon. Man, what the heck is that? I’m going to have nightmares about that thing later tonight.