If Brock Lesnar’s health status from 2009 was a bar graph, it would look like an obstacle course from American Gladiators — the old-school American Gladiators. The one that had ‘Malibu’ talking about ‘the most excellent hit’ and ‘soaking up some cosmic rays with a brewsky in one hand and a babe in the other’. Everyone has that friend that downs a couple of shots of Jaggermeister and then stages impossible to prove bets like ‘If someone paid me $1,000,000, I’ll take a punch from Mike Tyson’ or ‘Yeah, I’ll get in the octagon with Brock Lesnar for $2,000,000″. Find that guy, call him up — friggin’ Google him if you have to. Just show him this video of Brock Lesnar talking about how he plans to pillage the UFC heavyweight division after he’s done coaching The Ultimate Fighter. Be sure to have a clean pair of underwear readily available for your friend, too. [Source]
