Brett Rogers ‘Feels like he could fight 3 Fedors’

Today Brett Rogers twittered (twatted?) that his training is going so good that he feels like he could fight three Fedors. Imagine being hit in the head with Jupiter. Now imagine being hit in the head with Jupiter, Thor’s hammer and my ex-girlfriend’s black high-heel. That’s just about the equivalent of being in the cage with three Fedors. Fighting three Fedors lowers my chance of keeping my right by 300%. The only thing that’s worse than being in the ring with three Fedors…is being in the ring with four Fedors. That’s probably how the universe was created God just say ‘Screw it, put them in there just to see what happens’. The end result was the Big Bang.

 

 

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