There is a rumour going around that the hole in the ozone layer was caused by a mistimed Brendan Schaub uppercut. Trevor Whitman backed down at the last second and managed to dodge it just in time to see Schaub’s version of Sagat’s tiger uppercut puncture the stratosphere. We all have Schaub to thank for climate change, something Al Gore neglected to note in An Inconvenient Truth. Some may say I made this rumour up just so that I can introduce this video that Gracie magazine shot of Brendan Schaub visiting a favela in Rio. I’ve heard it both ways. You people are so cynical. [Source]
