Pretty soon, ZUFFA won’t even recognize MMA wins that aren’t inside an octagon. Sort of what Pride tried to do after their second middleweight tourney. If that were the case, then Brendan Schaub is 1-1 in the UFC. If you stuck around after Houston Alexander ran 64 laps with Kimbo Slice, then you probably saw Roy Nelson detonate an explosive device in the shape of an overhand right on Schaub’s forehead. Well all of that doesn’t really matter anymore because according to Kevin Iole of Yahoo! Sports, Brendan Schaub just decimated Chase Gormley at UFC on Versus: Jones vs. Vera in only 47 seconds. It’s a non-televised undercard, but judging from Kevin’s tweet (twat?), they just may show it on the televised portion.