If freakishly large muscles were currency, Bobby Lashley could buy out the political regime of a small third-world country. He has the physique we all want, unless you’re a female — in which case he has the exact opposite of the physique that you’ve always wanted.
There should be no reason for Ms. Brazil not to win every Miss Universe pageant from now until the sun kills the earth. Just like there should be no reason that Bobby Lashley shouldn’t take down every opponent he’s ever faced and maul them to a bloody shell of their former self. However, we all saw the paradigm shift at Strikeforce: Houston against potential Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand-Prix participant, Chad Griggs back in 2010. Since then Lashley has been bouncing from a multitude of MMA promotions and has racked up a record of 10-2. Now it appears Lashley wants to make yet another appearance inside the cage, this time in World Series of Fighting. Hey, don’t act like you wouldn’t watch Lashley squash it out for fifteen minutes against a dude that’s microscopic compared to him.