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BJ Penn revealing more of his mutant abilities

So last week we found out that BJ Penn trained with Aquaman and spliced some of his DNA into his own to be able to hop out of pools without using his hands. I guess the question of whether or not BJ Penn trains can be laid to rest (but whether or not his genetic code has been modified is still up for debate). Today, it was revealed at Professor Xavier’s Institute for Higher Learning that BJ Penn has just graduated with the ability to put his leg around his neck without using his hands. Professor X expects BJ Penn to be able to remove his torso and replace it with a box of Frosted Flakes in about a week. Stay tuned for the video.

 

 

 

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