Remember last night when you were trying to find the 88th reason why BJ Penn could kick your ass inside the cage? Well reason number 88th just surfaced on the internet. There’s no need to worry anymore. All of those sleepless nights thinking about how deathly afraid you are of BJ Penn’s rubber guard can now be temporarily placed on hold. Before, they were just ‘pending fears’ but now they’re confirmed transactions in your brain…and the Bank of You is about to overdraft your dignity after looking at this video. BJ Penn now has the ability to hop on top of you from a pool…and that’s not even the dude’s mutant ability. That’s just some superhuman power he picked up. Yeah, if you weigh 155lbs…be afraid.