Bigfoot Silva using an iPhone is just as ridiculous as you think it is

You know what they say about a man that has giant hands? If you answered with ‘they can ground and pound Fedor Emelianenko into a doctor’s stoppage within two rounds, in the Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand-Prix’, then you’re probably correct. However, not all men with giant hands have the ability to ground-and-pound Fedor to a victory, but only men with giant hands have the ability to ground-and-pound Fedor to a victory. I’m sure that makes sense if you cut through all of the rhetoric fluff. If Bigfoot Silva’s hands didn’t match his feet, then the term ‘anatomically correct’ would be useless. Therefore it’s no surprise that when Bigfoot Silva operates his iPhone, it looks like he’s setting the clock on the world’s smallest VCR. Yeah, those things still exist, but only as pocket-sized versions for Bigfoot to tinker with in restaurants. Don’t make any ‘Bigfoot needs to get an iPad’ jokes because those were already made by Yuri Villefort, the guy who originally took the picture and tweeted for the rest of the world to see. [Source]

Published on March 17, 2011 at 8:46 am
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