You know all that blurry footage of Bigfoot walking in the forest? You can combine all those tapes and then compare it to a picture of Antonio Silva and every Bigfoot expert out there would be out of work. Antonio Silva is Bigfoot, the mystery is over. Everyone can stop spending their weekend searching for some mythological creature in the woods. Dude’s right here and he just defeated Andrei Arlovski via unanimous decision. Bigfoot went from shaky camera footage to a 14-2 MMA record. Give the dude props, Harry and the Henderson’s couldn’t do what Antonio Silva did in the course of only 5 years. Just when you thought it was erased from your childhood, now you’re going to have that TV show stuck in your head the rest of the day. Give it up for late 80s television, that stuff would never fly today. 1986 was the only time in which a hairy alien that ate cats was socially acceptable.
Good job by Bigfoot and Andrei Arlovski proved tonight that he has a chin capable of withstanding explosives devices from a guy that is outdoors, shaky video-camera legend. Don’t be surprised if you see Bigfoot versus the loser of tonight’s Overeem vs. Rogers fight. Of course, you know Fedor is creeping somewhere in that picture.