I’m not even sure if Roy Nelson goes by ‘Big Country’ but if a dude is that big, he can understand my assumption. I don’t think anyone that size is ever offended by being called ‘Big Country’. It’s probably like a rite of passage…like tribal children have to stick their hands in an ant pile to prove if there a man. According to MMAnews, Roy Nelson has been confirmed (rumored) as part of The Ultimate Fighter Season 10, or as I like to call it ‘Kimbo Slice TV‘.
That’s great news. The type of news that CNN will never cover in fear that it will make their entire American audience dropkick their television out of pure excitement. Roy Nelson is a fun dude to watch explode in the cage. For a dude of his size, you would think that he would rely on contintental drift to submit his opponents. But Nelson is like a mongoose in the cage. Let me rephrase that, Nelson is like 82 mongooses sewn together into one extra large mongoose with exactly the same speed as a regular, non-frankensteined mongoose. I wonder when Capcom is going to admit that Rufus from Street Fighter 4 was actually modelled after Roy Nelson. They need to come clean…or else. ‘Else’ being Nelson is going to throw mayonaise on them and devour them with his bakers dozen of Chicken Gorditas. Can’t wait to see this dude throw on some UFC gloves for the first time. He gives inspiration to dudes everywhere letting the country know that its ok to eat Bacon Cheese Muffins and Domino’s Three Cheese Mac-N-Cheese Pasta Bread Bowl as long as you can punch a hole through a dude’s cerebellum and not even think about it.