Bisping and Belfort, two bloody badasses that will throw bungalows, bombs and blow by blow brandish beautiful history on the big stage. Both will bring it. Neither will break. The Brit is bold and brash, with backtalk and much ballyhoo. Belfort balances his inner beast with a bountiful helping of a holy being while Bisping boasts bloody bastards and bewitching blanketing. Belfort. Bisping. Brazil. It will be a bloody, barbaric, ballet. Bedazzling black eyes and bludgeonings will be of Biblical breadth, putting the beatable into the backseat.
Bing, bam, boom. Belfort bull rushes and brisk Bisping bruises. Bring the backhands and beatings to Brazil, boys. Belittle all other baffling bedfellows and become the bidder for the belt.
Boredom would bewilder.
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