Bas Rutten should change this guide to ‘How to protect yourself against all Swedish people’ because when those dudes talk, they get entirely too close. It’s as if the theory of personal space hasn’t been invented over there yet. Talking to a person from Sweden will increase your chance of contracting a communicable disease. They just need to realize that sound does this thing called ‘traveling’ and it can traverse four feet in relatively the same time that it takes to clear six inches. There’s no need for me to smell what you ate the previous morning and passively evaluate if the acne cream you applied to your face has been working. Keep your distance, Sweden. That should go on a shirt — with large letters so that it can be read from a distance.
Bas Rutten understands that a hearty portion of Swedish people love to get absolutely hammered and engage in physical altercations with strangers. That’s why Rutten and Basso Media created a visual guide to protect yourself from drunken Swedes in a variety of plausible scenarios. Check out the video to discover some ways to protect from foreign invaders.
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