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Axe Shower Gels will help you with brainy chicks…and regular chicks too

Axe Shower Gels will help you with brainy chicks…and regular chicks too

AXE is back on MiddleEasy for their second consecutive year, and they believe that you guys are such avid fans of the site that you will most likely purchase (or consider to purchase) their product: AXE Rise Shower Gel. Basically, it’s a chemical formula that enhances your chance of getting brainy chicks. AXE Rise Shower Gel has been tested in laboratories across the country and studies have found that brainy girls will immediately flock to you like seagulls on a discarded McDonald’s box of french fries. Everyone has a highly intelligent chick they want to impress. With a balanced mixed of Umberto Eco quotes mixed in with a healthy dose of AXE Rise Shower Gel, she’ll be yours. If she isn’t yours, she’ll be mine. Actually, AXE has a line of shower gels that are custom tailored to help you with specific chicks — and normal chicks, too. Technology is awesome.

Check out this video from our sponsors at Axe so we can continue to make all of you somewhat entertained on a daily basis. Thanks, you guys are the best. Seriously. {jcomments off}

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