I am back. I have managed to drag myself away from taking selfies in the pub to show you what has been going on in Social Media this week from terrible attempts at comedy to atrocious dancing. So I’ll start this off with hashtag tattoos. I’m on Snapchat and have occasionally snapped #Eat1ForFili to Touchy Fili but this guy just takes the cake, or the pizza? I’m going to assume it was done by one of his boys in his mom’s kitchen, but it’s still better than Heather Jo Clark’s UFC tattoo. I’m perfectly ok with the pizza slice but hashtag, really? What moron gets hashtags tattooed on them?
THE MOVEMENT HAS OFFICIALLY BEGUN. PIZZA TRIBE.
I don’t know what’s going on with your face Patrick Durkin but it looks like a caterpillar crawled on your top lip and died. I am a moustache fan, I appreciate a good moustache like Simon Gotch’s from The Vaudevillains and Uncle Creepy’s their moustache game is on point but Durkin on the other hand, you need to shave your face.
Can anyone in MMA trash talk? Ben Askren took to Twitter over the announcement of McGregor vs Siver commenting that it was another easy match up for Conor. Conor with his A-Level trash talking responded by calling Askren “pube head”. Sorry, are you 4? Are we on the school playground? If ‘pube head’ is the best you can come up with, just don’t reply.
@Benaskren Hey pube head. I’m the No.1 contender. I could sit and wait. But multi 6 figure cheques feel so nice in my bank. You wouldnt know
— Conor McGregor (@TheNotoriousMMA) October 23, 2014
So Tyron Woodley has introduced us to Mirtle McNavel who we will apparently be seeing again and Dillon Pousson learned that you do not mess with Mirtle’s doughnuts. I think Woodley should just stick to fighting, there is no acting career in comedy in your future.
Talking about futures, I think it’s safe to say if fighting doesn’t work out for Cub Swanson he can just take the family band on tour. Cub can be seen here on the keyboard at his mom’s birthday. I’m actually quite impressed with Cub’s brothers’ ability to hit that note.
If you know me, you know I am a massive Assassin’s Creed fan and that I have even cosplayed as a fem version of Ezio in the past. So I got slightly excited over this, I honestly think that out of all the guys, Cerrone looked the most badass.
Brazilian Brittney and Arianny as I’ll call them showed off their dance moves at UFC 179. I have seen better moves from an epileptic caught in a strobe light. Ladies at least put some effort into it. That was pretty pathetic. Where’s your enthusiasm! I am disappointed.