Anderson Silva is nothing like Rocky Balboa, but if he was, this is what it would look like

The day Anderson Silva is considered an underdog in any combat sports contest is the day I’m going to sell my limited edition Wu-Tang Nike Dunks. I’ll then bet whatever obscene amount of money I sold them for on Anderson Silva. When he wins, I’ll take all that money and buy a mess of scratch-off lotto tickets; then spend the rest of my life drinking Mojitos in Miami, going to work on those tickets with a shiny penny. I’ll either get really bored inside of three hours or get arrested for littering all the losing tickets into the sand, but one way or another, that’s exactly what I plan on doing.

Unfortunately, Anderson Silva will never be considered an underdog, and that entire fictional scenario I made up is nothing more than a fictional scenario I made up. Comparing the Spider to Rocky is like comparing a Boeing 787 to a bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos. That said, if you could somehow make the connection, this Brazilian commercial is what it would look like.

Published on January 30, 2013 at 8:36 pm
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