There was a really cool video that I wanted to include in this article, but my ripping capacity hasn’t advanced to that level yet. I still need to invest more skill points into that talent tree. With enough hard work, I will level up high enough to increase my attributes and unlock that ability. In the meantime, I’ll just sit around and carefully place Elmer’s glue on the tip of my fingers so I can have something to peel off later.
If I knew karate was going to be this cool, then I would have never dropped out of my class when I was in elementary school. At no point in my childhood was a gi considered cool or intriguing. Back in those days karate and wearing a mullet was synonymous. I couldn’t handle that forced fashion transition into my life so I dipped out of karate after I hit gold belt. The reality is, no one cares about my sheltered childhood. You just want to watch this tremendously epic karate KO, don’t you? Well damn you for pretending like you wanted to listen about my life story. Just check out this video and leave me alone. Props to Reddit for the find.