And the winner of our MMA haiku contest sponsored by NeoCell Sport is…

Initially this contest was supposed to end late last night, but I got all depressed from our Braulio Estima video and I played Minecraft for the entire night. I didn’t even take a shower. My legs are still covered with sweat from running around with Ronda Rousey at the World Jiu-Jitsu Expo in Long Beach, California. We have tons of other footage from the event, but we’re probably not going to post anything else since we sort of broke traffic records yesterday with this one.

However, now it’s time to award one of our readers with free swag, compliments of NeoCell and their Collagen Sport product. As expected, all of you psychos just rained with thumbs down on the contest page. There was one MiddleEasy member that was consistent in his haiku offerings, and among his multiple entries, this one seemed the greatest one — thus we have a winner in Dana Whitu. Congrats bud! Now be sure to give us your address so we can get your unhealthy butt healthy once again with Collagen Sport.

Pavlovian Wood

Summoned When Goldie Says The

Lovely Whoever

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