For he shall be called Epic Wheelchair Man, and he will save us all. It is he who will roll out from the shadows and bring the rear naked choke to criminals everywhere. The power of a thousand underworld henchman will not be able to escape his superior upper body strength and industrial clamp like grip. Modified collar chokes on winter jackets will be utilized while children and shopkeepers cry out and rejoice in his glory. He is a hero, he is the one to bring us out of the darkness…
He is Epic Wheelchair Man.
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