Alright, which UGer said ‘Stann has heavier hands than Hendo’ at the UFC 152 press conference?

Let’s be clear on this, not even Galactus has heavier hands than Dan Henderson. In addition to landing nuclear warheads on chins, Hendo knows how to make a mean fish taco. Back at UFC 100, my bud dropped $80.00 on Bisping solely because he played UFC Undisputed the night before and beat Henderson in an unanimous decision. He used a videogame to justify his gambling addiction. That’s actually sort of baller. He also claimed that ‘Stanky Leg‘ was the best rap song ever made. That’s the exact opposite of baller. If you listen to a song that begins with ‘Stanky,’ you’re just setting yourself up for disappointment. Somewhere between my friend pushing the worst song ever made and our plane back home, Bisping was KOd at UFC 100. Not the normal knock out that LL Cool J was talking about. Bisping traveled to the 8th dimension, compliments of a one-way ticket from Hendo’s fist.

Yesterday in Toronto, we tried our best to provide you guys with a live stream of the UFC 152 press conference, but we were all trolled by UFC. We’re talking about Super Calo level trolling, folks. Perhaps the same level of trolling as this fan in the crowd that yelled a blatantly incorrect scientific statement as Bisping and Stann were squaring off. [Source]

Published on July 25, 2012 at 8:24 pm
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