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Alright, Jon Jones put on just a little bit of weight…

Alright, Jon Jones put on just a little bit of weight…

Props to Jon Jones for having that trademarked Call of Duty body. Notice the curvature of the belly is perfect for storing up to twelve hot pockets for overnight use. Some people call those things love handles, we call them pivot weights for swapping out the batteries of your Xbox 360 controller in mid-game.

There’s nothing more heterosexual on this planet than looking a picture of a scantily clad man and judging every aspect of his body.

So this is what Jon Jones looks like when he’s not training — see, he is just like you, despite all of that superhero stuff he does in the cage. Something that hasn’t been addressed in the past in the flatness of Jones’ feet. It’s like God robbed him of an arch as payback for being such a dominant athlete. Jon Jones tweeted this picture for the world to see, so we’re just fulfilling his wishes and showing it to you.

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