Alistair Overeem PASSED his UFC 141 drug test! Where’s your god now horsemeat haters?

Today, someone will change Ubereem to ‘Uberclean’ and it will be cool for about twenty-minutes. After this period of time, that person should cease to use the term ‘Uberclean’ and if they refuse, you have permission to throw the nearest food item directly in their face. We can’t ‘I’m Rick James, Bitch’ this one folks. Let’s not drive it into the ground until it loses all significance. Instead, we should all celebrate today as the day when all critics, haters, UG fanboys, socialists, narrow minded thinkers and disbelievers were proven wrong. Alistair Overeem, as well as every fighter in UFC 141 passed their drug test with flying colors and now all that’s left for most of the MMA world is the empty bottles of haterade they left aboard the ‘Let’s hate Ubereem for no valid reason’ bandwagon. The voyage is over. You can all go back to your families whom you’ve neglected for the past two years.

With Cyborg failing her recent drug test, I think it’s all safe to say that a big ‘LOL’ goes out to all of those who seriously thought Ubereem was going to test positive for steroids. Actually, a huge ‘LOL’ goes out to a certain MMA commentator who I’ve kicked it with on several occasions. Dude, looks like you were wrong (but I still love you). This is undoubtedly further proof that you should incorporate horse meat into your diet at your earliest convenience. Props to Ubereem on the news, now continue your frate traneage through the heavyweight ranks of MMA. [Source]

Published on January 9, 2012 at 10:00 pm
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