Bad Mexican food will strand you at whatever bathroom is nearest at that very moment. For the next hour or so, I will sit here writing this article and hoping that the rest of the dudes on line to use the restroom realize it’s cool to use the ladies room for the next 30-40 minutes. It’s probably cleaner anyway. My situation isn’t the greatest right now, but it’s still not as bad as Alistair Overeem getting pulled from the main event of UFC 146 against Junior Dos Santos. Dana White just tweeted that Frank Mir will step in to replace him, while Cain Velasquez will track down the source of my awful Mexican food and translate all my insults to the chef into whichever dialect of Spanish he understands.
Bummer for Ubereem. Dude still has to await his April 24th NSAC hearing to see if he’ll be granted a license to compete in Nevada, but regardless of whether he’s allowed to compete, it won’t be for the UFC Heavyweight title. We’re really hoping someone stole Dana White’s cell phone and this tweet is someone messing with us, but it looks like the whole Diaz vs GSP/Condit thing thing all over again, and that stinks worse than this bathroom.