When I woke up today and turned on my TV I nearly did a backflip (probably would have landed on my neck, been paralyzed…would have been the worst saturday morning wake-up ever) when DirecTV told me Affliction Trilogy was STILL on tonight. After looking around my apartment and realizing that I was not in Anaheim, the shocking horror set in. My TV just lied to me. It felt like I just spent an entire day watching Fox News. Oh well. It’s hilarious that at the top of the screen it says: ‘$44.95 (price non-refundable)’. Yeah, just like my three plane tickets to Anaheim.