Wait, wait — I’ll make the joke for you. UFC cards in Brazil have a higher finishing rate than Canadian cards — that’s what she said.
There, now it’s out of your system. I just prevented you from chuckling in your computer chair like a 7th grader. Now, on to serious things — like statistical computations created solely to illustrate how much better Brazil is than Canada.
Filipp0 from Reddit created this breakdown of the last seven fights in Canada and Brazil and manifested this handy analysis for you. According to the data, it appears if you want to finish a fight, there’s a higher probability that it will happen in Brazil than in Canada. Now use this information for any patriotic endeavors that you deem necessary.
