Once again we have another elaborate belt that doesn’t go with anyone’s wardrobe. You can’t rock it on a Saturday night. The belt is too big to go inside of a belt loop. That thing isn’t going to hold up your pants. The new Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand-Prix belt can be used as a flotation device if stranded in the open ocean. The Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand-Prix belt also serves as a method to distract potential thieves from your wallet. I’m pretty sure you can crack open a bottle on that thing and pour it over your head. That is, if you’re into that type of thing.
Annie Van Tornhout, publicist for Showtime, tweeted this picture of the new Strikeforce Heavyweight Grand-Prix belt just minutes ago. Notice there’s no mention of Alistair Overeem. [Source]
