Subway MMA is arguably the most dangerous MMA. A subway platform in itself is basically a socially accepted Mortal Kombat stage. Maybe it’s my history of watching Japanese horror movies, but I just don’t like subways. I try to avoid them. Few good things happen underground while moving at high speeds.
So let’s watch this Lesson in Subway MMA, in which one combatant learns that even after a good start, unorthodox head movement can only go so far when your opponent outweighs you. Also, the fight isn’t over until the female referee in a dress tells you it’s over. Damn it.