Well if you’re going to have a “Gangs of New York” all out team battle you might as well as choose the playground stage in the sandbox right by the swing set. From the toughest playground in the United States we have a four on four (five on five?!?) team street mixed martial arts throwdown. Nobody but the multiple cameramen are spared an assortment of sand in the face ground n’ pound and hair pulling knees to your grounded opponent.
If you’re going to walk home with sand in your shoes after your street fight, it’s ok to use the environment to your advantage.
Another sign of a good lesson in street MMA? Halfway through the video somebody clearly gets in their own car and drives away or a random audience member just stole one of the fighter’s ride while no one was paying attention. Protect yourself at all times or the catering table at your post-fight after party will consist of nothing but sand sandwiches.
