A street fight is just a street fight until someone dresses up like jolly ‘ol Saint Nick – then it’s a Lesson in Santa MMA. This inaugural lesson emerged from SantaCon, a holiday bar crawl (or brawl crawl) where a bunch of dudes (and maybe women) dress up as Santa then get really drunk.
What could possibly go wrong?
Before you click on the video, keep in mind that SantaCon does not actually mean that these guys held a conference. It’s a bar crawl, so the fact that people put ‘con’ in the name speaks to the level of intelligence we’re dealing with here.
Keep a close eye on the elf who is defending the single leg with some good balance and ground and pound. Then watch everyone else slip and slide in the beautiful snow.
Oh yeah, the lesson: All of these Kris Kringles had special clauses put in their contracts before participating. Always fight with a rock-solid contract.