5 hilarious reactions from Japan in response to the all heavyweight UFC 146 main card as told by Google translator

UFC 146, over 2,500 lbs of certified man meat to fulfill the $59.95 that you will ultimately dish out to watch the PPV. On May 26th 2012, the world will witness a five-fight main card, completely filled with a total of ten heavyweights. The event will go down in the MGM Grand Garden Arena and we’re assuming an influx of Japanese MMA fans will fly half-way across the world for the soon-to-be legendary card.

Our buds at MMA Ironman run the only Japanese MMA website that I visit on a regular basis — despite not being able to fully understand most of what’s published on the site. When we heard the news that UFC 146 will feature an all-heavyweight main event, we felt the need to check out the comment section on MMA Ironman and then Google translate the comments from Japanese to English. Here’s what we found:

1 What a monster movie…I’m worried I will not break with wire mesh.

Dude, you’re not the only one. I’m always worried that I won’t break a wire mesh. In fact, I’ve been obsessed over it recently. It’s turning into one of those OCD things. Sure, we understand the monster movie thing. At least, we’ll give the impression that we do. However, when it comes down to the wire mesh — we really hope you break through that thing.


2Expected to flow and that the defense of Mr. Velasquez becomes the champion Alistair

Alright, let’s analyze this one as closely as possible. We’re assuming this commentator means this card will definitely flow, which is undoubtedly a good thing. We all want cards to flow. Any stagnation to UFC 146 would be utterly depressing. Now, this commentator also believes that the defense of Cain Velasquez will force Alistair Overeem to become champion. We’re all about The Reem being champion, but we have no idea how Velasquez’s defense will aid Alistair Overeem against Junior dos Santos. This must be some next-level stuff that we’re not sophisticated enough to understand.



Well damn you, so am I. There’s no need to brag here.


4Premonition of the biggest and best tournament ever become MMA ….

Now this is what we like to hear; an obvious psychic having a premonition that UFC 146 will be the biggest and best tournament in MMA history. Granted, UFC 146 is not necessarily a tournament — but it will be one of the greatest things we will witness in MMA this year. Kudos to this guy, he gets our unofficial thumbs-up approval.


5Which also want to win support your favorite player is troubled because both.

Don’t even try to pass this statement through your cognition. Nothing good can come from trying to understand this thing. Sure, you can attempt to break down the syntax of this sentence, but you’re definitely getting a brain tumor from it. Instead of reading the above mentioned comment, we suggest you do something productive with your time on earth — like watch this video of a cat playing the piano since both make about the same amount of sense.

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