In an infinite universe and a long enough time span, anything is possible. Well, besides defeating Anderson Silva. Humanity should just cross it off our collective bucket list. It’s simple not going to happens, folks — regardless of how many banned substances you pump your body with. Moments ago MMA Junkie broke the news that your favorite American Psycho tested positive for a banned substance during UFC 153. Of course, as well all know from the multitude of .gifs that floated around message boards after his bout against Anderson Silva, not even PEDs can stop the onslaught of The Spider. Now we’ve compiled thirteen of the greatest jokes on Twitter after everyone discovered Stephan Bonnar tested positive for a banned substance. Enjoy.