Thanks, Rockstar. Thanks for keeping alive those Roman numerals that I had to learn when I was a small child in Catholic school. Between the gruesome Stations of the Cross and videogame sequels, I’m happy to say that I know exactly C percent more Roman numerals than I probably should. But hey, at least I don’t sound like those people that are asking for a Grand Theft Auto I.V. as if they could get the famous sandbox violence injected into them intravenously.
So with that, I will make a silly play on words and dead numbers, and then post these .gifs that will help us kill some time for a few hours.
I. By Goosebxmps on Tumblr.
OMG, I can’t wait to kick random people off cliffs.
II. By Kotaku
OMG, I can’t wait to fly planes all over the scenic countryside.
III. By Unknown.
OMG, I can’t wait to punch random dudes and then step on their chest.
IV. By Neogohahn on Tumblr.
OMG, I can’t wait to breed dogs then start a legitimate business in GTA Online.
V. By Unknown.
OMG, I can’t wait to not play GTA IV for a year or two.