Joe Rogan is all of us. The MMA Internet is melting down right now. Full on panic from some recent UFC 230 news has everyone freaking out.
Full on freak out mode. Nobody can deal right now.
ESPN broke the news and then everybody started clubbing each over the head. We all transported back to primitive times and attacked each other in a fit of rage over a possible UFC 230 main event.
BREAKING: Valentina Shevchenko vs. Sijara Eubanks for the vacant flyweight tile will headline UFC 230 on Nov. 3 in Madison Square Garden, per multiple sources.
— Brett Okamoto (@bokamotoESPN) October 2, 2018
What?
Why?
How?
Valentina Shevchenko vs. Sijara Eubanks for the vacant flyweight title will headline UFC 230 on Nov. 3 in Madison Square Garden? What are you doing UFC? Dana White just kicked all our puppies and kids.
No, 165 pound title. Dustin Poirier vs Nate Diaz is not going to be five rounds. We’re not even getting Valentina Shevchenko vs. Joanna (Ex) Champion?
This is a MSG card. This is not how life is suppose to work.
Come on.
You got to be kidding me.
Joe Rogan and Brendan Schaub we turn to you in our time of need. Live from the front lines what are your instant reactions to this horrible breaking news.
Valentina Shevchenko vs Eubanks
“Yeah cause that gets my dick harder than Dustin poirier vs Nate Diaz” #UFC230 #YouGotSomeNerve pic.twitter.com/la8Mwhwfgm
— Dan From OR (@DanFromOR) October 2, 2018
“So there’s another December card..”
“Yeah cause that gets my d**k harder than Dustin Poirier vs Nate Diaz”
“No offense but I don’t even know who Sijara Eubanks is and I’m the commentator for the UFC.”
These are actual quotes. From actual people. LOL The MMA Internet is going through its Purge and this is the new normal. Send help. This may be the last day MMA exists on The Internet.
It was a good run but our time may be over.
Check out the full episode below….we will miss most (some) of you.
