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This guy is really, really upset about the Royal Rumble results

I didn’t watch the Royal Rumble last night. Walsh or Gary should probably be writing this article, but they are either off writing guitar solos or eating steamed cheeseburgers. Maybe both? So now it’s on me to provide copy to introduce you to this rather large, bearded ‘man’ whose wheezing indicates some sort of travesty happened last night at the Royal Rumble. That travesty being Batista returning and winning the Rumble, I think. 

It seems like Batista’s MMA training paid off well, for him to just come back and win the Rumble like this…

I just want to know if his gentle whimpers and piggy squeals are indeed real, and not just for the camera.

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