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Ted Nugent made a reality show about hunting pigs from a helicopter

I chose to be a Vegan purely for health, not the ethical treatment of animals. In fact the animals get in the way of my consumption of the world’s finest plants. The fewer livestock on this planet the better, so perhaps we need to increase the killing of animals at a faster rate. The longer these things exist on the planet the more of my food they will consume, which isn’t a good thing if it’s 3am and I’m out of turnip green wraps for my organic quinoa. The way I see it is there’s an overabundance of animals competing for my food resource and the faster they get brutally murdered by a hunting bow shot from a helicopter, the easier it is for me to make my kale salad.

I’m sure there’s a glimmer of logic in that paragraph you just read, but good luck finding it.

There are far few things more sadistic on this planet than shooting an animal from a helicopter as they hopelessly scramble to first comprehend WTF is going on and then running for their lives in an aerial assault. It’s the greatest example humanity has of the phrase ‘leveling the playing fields’ — but just the exact opposite of it.

It appears that Ted Nugent made a reality show about raining death-from-above on pigs and called it The Aporkalypse 2013; it debuted just a few days ago on the Sportsman channel. Whatever image you have in your head, crank up the ‘holy sh*t’ knob just a few more levels. It’s that insane, folks. Props to DENV3RtheDESTROY3R for the +100 news tip.

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