Superman to me has always been the single most boring superhero ever. He’s perfect, his strength is 5.972 sextillion metric tons, he can heal himself, not like he would need to since he’s also invulnerable, he can get any lady he so pleases, his only weakness’ are kryptonite and red sun radiation. He’s such a powerful superhero he becomes boring, I tried to watch Superman movies, I’ve tried to play Superman games (yes that includes superman 64.) I’ve done everything, but he just isn’t interesting to me in the least bit.
That is, until I found out a little rumor flying around the interwebs today. According to an unnamed source, Larry David might play Mr. Myxlplyx in the new Superman movie.
“The pair chatted about the idea with earnest abandon throughout the course of Emmy weekend. Larry has long been courted by the big budget superhero industrial complex, being linked to roles in the Sam Raimi Spider-Man sequels nearly a decade ago.
But Ben is somebody he trusts and enjoys spending time with and this could be the right situation for Larry to finally appear in a huge-grossing hit film. Fun speculation that it could be for the famed Superman enemy role of Mr. Myxlplyx could make this piece more exciting, since Larry is a dead ringer for the character.”
I don’t have the slightest clue as to who, Mr. Myxlplyx is. I Googled him and he’s a short bald gentleman, but I already know Larry David is perfect for the role. I’m having trouble expressing myself right now, it’s Larry David. The Larry David. The Larry David who made both Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm. THAT LARRY DAVID. HE MIGHT BE A VILLAIN IN A SUPERMAN MOVIE! Larry David. That is all.
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