June 26th, 2014. Today is a historic day for all of mankind.

There’s always the debate of who has it better males or females? Now I’m not about to get into that debate because that’s a can of worms that I don’t want to touch. What I will say is that without question when it comes to masturbatory toys, women have it infinitely better. Men for the most part have had vaseline that was our biggest breakthrough for years. Maybe if you were feeling frisky you could fill a plastic bag with vaseline put it under your mattress and try to hump it.

That is until Fleshlight came along. This company revolutionized not just the business of sex but for all of humanity. With their patented technology, their product is second to none. Now they are launching their newest product the Launch Pad. Today is truly a historic day.


Published on June 26, 2014 at 7:56 pm
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