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If your wife locks you up, don’t try to escape like this guy…

I’ve never been married, so I don’t know what it’s liked to be controlled by a woman that has the ability to lock you inside of a room. When I was in high school my mother tried to place a bolt lock on my room to keep me in on a Friday night, but I ended up pulling out the medieval sword I purchased at a Renaissance fair and hacking the door down like it owed me money. What a stupid saying, ‘like it owed me money.’ It’s like society accepts that it’s alright to commit extreme acts of violence as long as the victim owes you a monetary sum. I kicked the barista at Starbucks in the head like he owned me money — because I was too impatient to wait for my change.

Watch this video like it owed you money, then watch it like it didn’t owe you money and let me know the difference.

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