I have a friend, let’s just call her ‘Charisma’ that claims she embodies everything Walter White is. Despite the fact that she’s lived a sheltered life for most of her existence on this planet and has never even attempted to make a hard drug — she believes she has the same qualities as Walter White. I’m not sure how or when to shatter her illusion that she’s just a n00b that wishes to attain the same amount of life experience as Heisenberg — perhaps she’s reading this and she’ll realize how much of a putz she sounds like when she texts me at 3:30 am on a Monday morning with meaningless Breaking Bad banter.
She hasn’t even broken bad, like this homeless guy in this video. We’re not sure where this was shot, but this guy does Breaking Bad impressions for sandwiches — and they’re pretty dead on. Check it out.