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Here’s the Jurassic World trailer. Meh.

My wife gives me shit when I tape her to the couch and make her marathon the Aliens movies (Alien, Aliens, Alien 3 and depending on my mood, Alien Resurrection). “They’re all the same,” she says. Well, dear, you hold the Jurassic Park movies sooooooo near to your heart and they are the same friggin’ thing. Evil scientists try to turn a buck – people run.

How dumb are these characters to want to keep on moving forward with this whole idea of a Jurassic zoo after it failing 3 times previous? Who is okaying this? Is the government involved? This is why Michael Crichton died. He realized that nothing made sense anymore and imploded in on himself.

 

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