If you’re like me, then you undoubtedly like your conspiracy theories like you like your jigsaw puzzles — whole. Unfortunately, this list of the Top Ten Highly Unlikely MMA Conspiracy Theories That Some People Actually Believe is not filled with items that make complete sense — not even in the slightest. Nevertheless, a few people
When he was in Punahou High School in Honolulu, Barack Obama was a member of the ‘Choom Gang’ — which consisted of an international crew of kids that used to smoke as much marijuana as humanly possible. I don’t think you guys understand. Whatever amount you have in your head, they smoked astronomically higher.
With the recent news that EA UFC is getting pushed back to March of 2014 at the earliest, speculation is rampant on the subject of what will or won’t be in the game. Rather than wax poetic on what could be in next year’s most anticipated game, the decision has been made in the MiddleEasy
You guys are what the sport lives for. Ravenous individuals that will stop at nothing to support everything MMA. You bleed MMA, then take your blood and mix it into an MMA shake. Always remember that without you, mixed martial arts would never exist. Sure people would practice it in small dojos across the country,
In this universe, items and scenarios are presented to us as an entire entity, unphased by civilization’s lack of understanding. Human understanding is not a requisite for something to sit firmly in this world and make your mind explode whenever you attempt to comprehend it. Sometimes objects will just leave you isolated, trapped in
Gabriel Gonzaga talks like he’s trained his entire life to perfect the art of dismembering humans with a blunt chainsaw. The sense of humor emanating from Gabriel Gonzaga is parallel to Salvador Dali’s ‘Swans Reflecting Elephants.’ You may try to comprehend it all in one sitting, but doing so will only form some incurable brain
Who knew there would be another Street MMA subgenre that we have yet to discover until now? Yes, Street MMA begat Denny’s MMA, which in turn birthed Train Fights and on and on into Street MMA subgenre history. Now, ladies and gentlemen, we witness a collection of the latest ferocious offspring of Street MMA –
It’s inevitable that the dead will rise and humanity will fall, we just don’t know when exactly it’s going to happen. It could be tomorrow, December 21st, or a hundred years from now. For the sake of a MiddleEasy Halloween special, we are going to say ‘sometime this week’ and take a hypothetical journey into
[Expletive] happens. When it happens on your carpet, there’s nothing you can really do about it aside from plug your nose and use as many toxic solvents as possible to clean it up. When it happens on an MMA site, the best thing you can do is absorb it as a part of your reality
If I had a dollar for every video MiddleEasy has discarded over the years, then I could afford a better intro to a Top Ten list. Throughout the years, we literally have terabytes of archived footage we’ve never used on the site. We can’t explain it, we just love to shove a camera in the
It’s been nearly a year and a half since the last installment of MiddleEasy’s Top Ten Audience Reactions, and since then we’ve experienced a plethora of soul sucking and life giving MMA around the world. The time is long overdue to catch up with the memorable performances of the last year that took place outside
There is no definitive explanation for what a meme is, some say a meme is a moment in time that is captured by video or photography, later taken by ‘the internet’ and morphed into a Frankenstein’s monster of it’s original self. Topical, thought provoking, controversial and always funny, memes are part of the reason why
The middle finger is a form of currency in the 209. If arthritis ever hit Stockton, California, the entire economy would collapse. In the 209, commodities are purchased with either one middle finger, or two — depending on the value of the item. If you purchase anything in Stockton, California that’s more than two
Whatever you think Nick Diaz is doing at this exact moment, he’s not doing it. That’s just using applied statistics. The probability of a person doing or thinking the same thing as you during the same moment is astronomically against you. The best anyone can do is cull historical data and use it to predict
We never expected another brand of Street MMA, but after searching the web for the newest and freshest fights we stumbled upon one of the most incredible sub genres of the Street MMA style we have ever witnessed. Ladies and gentleman, I’m proud to announce that Street MMA officially has a cousin and it’s name
The Parallel Universe Theory dictates the current universe we reside in is surrounded by a seemingly infinite amount of other universes, all filled with a seemingly infinite amount of possibilities. In short, whatever combination of actions that accumulate into a scenario can be found in at least one parallel universe. We don’t know how to