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Most hot chicks are undefeated at…everything

The best thing about hot chicks is theyre usually undefeated at anything they do. A hot chick has never failed to get me to buy them that $8.50 shot of Jaggermeister at the bar. Hot chicks are undefeated at giving me their phone numbers only to text me the next day to tell me ‘they’re

5 rounds of hotness. Yes.

Not only do we have Carano trying to save the earth from Skynet on August 15th, but she gets more time to do it! Finally, the world’s first female MMA five-minute round fight, brought to you by my imagination (and Scott Coker). First we wielded into existence a fight between The Last Dragon vs. Sho’Nuff

5 rounds of hotness. Yes.

Not only do we have Carano trying to save the earth from Skynet on August 15th, but she gets more time to do it! Finally, the world’s first female MMA five-minute round fight, brought to you by my imagination (and Scott Coker). First we wielded into existence a fight between The Last Dragon vs. Sho’Nuff

Dana White vs. The Jonas Brothers

Last weeks polls are in and everyone wants to see Dana White put every member of The Jonas Brother’s in a reverse armbar. Well not everyone, 32.2% of you would like to see Dana White get in the cage to fight The Jonas Brothers. Lars from Metallica came in second with 25.4% of the vote.

Big Country a part of TUF 10!

I’m not even sure if Roy Nelson goes by ‘Big Country’ but if a dude is that big, he can understand my assumption. I don’t think anyone that size is ever offended by being called ‘Big Country’. It’s probably like a rite of passage…like tribal children have to stick their hands in an ant pile

August 15th…civilization is at stake

So I looked on ebay this morning for a flux capacitor. Its the only thing thats left to put in my Delorean and travel to the future to see Gina Carano and Cyborg Santos headline the first major female mma title fight…in the world. I think I say ‘In the world’ too much. Maybe I

August 15th…civilization is at stake

So I looked on ebay this morning for a flux capacitor. Its the only thing thats left to put in my Delorean and travel to the future to see Gina Carano and Cyborg Santos headline the first major female mma title fight…in the world. I think I say ‘In the world’ too much. Maybe I

What can Brown do for you?

Brown can break your hand just from hitting him. Brown can defend his belt against any foreign invaders. Brown can serve exactly 66.6% of Urijah Faber’s losses. Brown can be a Penguin’s fan. Brown can stay unbeaten for 4 years. I’m not sure when someone can be considered a legend, there’s no blueprint to it.

What can Brown do for you?

Brown can break your hand just from hitting him. Brown can defend his belt against any foreign invaders. Brown can serve exactly 66.6% of Urijah Faber’s losses. Brown can be a Penguin’s fan. Brown can stay unbeaten for 4 years. I’m not sure when someone can be considered a legend, there’s no blueprint to it.

Strikeforce+M-1 Global+Affliction = Voltron?

How can everyone ignore the 900lb gorilla inside the MMA cage last night? We all knew of M-1 Global and Affliction’s cooperative effort a few months ago with their Affliction 2 card in Janurary. Nothing new here. But did anyone notice all the M-1 Global and Affliction advertising on Saturday night’s Strikeforce: Lawler vs. Shields?

Grim’s getting a new house!

Brett Rogers! I called the dude the Black Fedor last month and not only did the dude KO the last guy Fedor fought, but he finished him in a quicker time than The Last Emperor! That brings Rogers record to a retardedly good 11-0 after knocking out the former UFC heavyweight champion (and still a

Grim’s getting a new house!

Brett Rogers! I called the dude the Black Fedor last month and not only did the dude KO the last guy Fedor fought, but he finished him in a quicker time than The Last Emperor! That brings Rogers record to a retardedly good 11-0 after knocking out the former UFC heavyweight champion (and still a

Punching Smith in the face is pointless

Did anyone’s television get messed up by that forcefield around Scott Smith’s chin last night? I thought my speakers were too close to my TV because it created this weird magnetic distortion but then I realized that Scott Smith’s chin was airing live on Strikeforce and I knew what was going on. If Mythbusters did

Punching Smith in the face is pointless

Did anyone’s television get messed up by that forcefield around Scott Smith’s chin last night? I thought my speakers were too close to my TV because it created this weird magnetic distortion but then I realized that Scott Smith’s chin was airing live on Strikeforce and I knew what was going on. If Mythbusters did