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What can Brown do for you?

Brown can break your hand just from hitting him. Brown can defend his belt against any foreign invaders. Brown can serve exactly 66.6% of Urijah Faber’s losses. Brown can be a Penguin’s fan. Brown can stay unbeaten for 4 years. I’m not sure when someone can be considered a legend, there’s no blueprint to it.

What can Brown do for you?

Brown can break your hand just from hitting him. Brown can defend his belt against any foreign invaders. Brown can serve exactly 66.6% of Urijah Faber’s losses. Brown can be a Penguin’s fan. Brown can stay unbeaten for 4 years. I’m not sure when someone can be considered a legend, there’s no blueprint to it.

Strikeforce+M-1 Global+Affliction = Voltron?

How can everyone ignore the 900lb gorilla inside the MMA cage last night? We all knew of M-1 Global and Affliction’s cooperative effort a few months ago with their Affliction 2 card in Janurary. Nothing new here. But did anyone notice all the M-1 Global and Affliction advertising on Saturday night’s Strikeforce: Lawler vs. Shields?

Grim’s getting a new house!

Brett Rogers! I called the dude the Black Fedor last month and not only did the dude KO the last guy Fedor fought, but he finished him in a quicker time than The Last Emperor! That brings Rogers record to a retardedly good 11-0 after knocking out the former UFC heavyweight champion (and still a

Grim’s getting a new house!

Brett Rogers! I called the dude the Black Fedor last month and not only did the dude KO the last guy Fedor fought, but he finished him in a quicker time than The Last Emperor! That brings Rogers record to a retardedly good 11-0 after knocking out the former UFC heavyweight champion (and still a

Punching Smith in the face is pointless

Did anyone’s television get messed up by that forcefield around Scott Smith’s chin last night? I thought my speakers were too close to my TV because it created this weird magnetic distortion but then I realized that Scott Smith’s chin was airing live on Strikeforce and I knew what was going on. If Mythbusters did

Punching Smith in the face is pointless

Did anyone’s television get messed up by that forcefield around Scott Smith’s chin last night? I thought my speakers were too close to my TV because it created this weird magnetic distortion but then I realized that Scott Smith’s chin was airing live on Strikeforce and I knew what was going on. If Mythbusters did

Enough of the freaky skeletons

How many of you out there just freaked out and ran away from your TV when Strikeforce had those creepy fighting skeleton animations? If that’s what hell looks like, then I’m going to church as soon as possible. The last thing you want to see when you’re 12 glasses down in cosmopolitans is two skinless

Enough of the freaky skeletons

How many of you out there just freaked out and ran away from your TV when Strikeforce had those creepy fighting skeleton animations? If that’s what hell looks like, then I’m going to church as soon as possible. The last thing you want to see when you’re 12 glasses down in cosmopolitans is two skinless

Joost Raymond just served the entire UFC

When you have two billonares like Donald Trump and Mark Cuban backing your Affliction/M-1 Global event, the words just flow like child alimony payments to my ex-girlfriend (thank you Mr. Jack Daniels). I was checking out the press conference coverage of the official announcement of Affliction: Trilogy on this week’s edition of Inside MMA when,

Joost Raymond just served the entire UFC

When you have two billonares like Donald Trump and Mark Cuban backing your Affliction/M-1 Global event, the words just flow like child alimony payments to my ex-girlfriend (thank you Mr. Jack Daniels). I was checking out the press conference coverage of the official announcement of Affliction: Trilogy on this week’s edition of Inside MMA when,

Tonight…there will be blood

Today is finally today…and it already feels like the best day ever. Without Strikeforce, today wouldnt be today…it would just be another day. If I had to pick any day to be today, it would be today.  Strikeforce should just make every ticket for tonight’s event out of thermite so when you enter the Scottrade

Tonight…there will be blood

Today is finally today…and it already feels like the best day ever. Without Strikeforce, today wouldnt be today…it would just be another day. If I had to pick any day to be today, it would be today.  Strikeforce should just make every ticket for tonight’s event out of thermite so when you enter the Scottrade

Baroninator 3000

How can anyone not like Phil Baroni? Dude is like the MMA version of Ghostface Killah. If Baroni had to make a list of his top five influences in MMA, dude would just take that list, platinum plate it, and wear it around his neck. Normally, if someone was a self-proclaimed ‘New York Badass‘ you

Bellator X! TONIGHT! But really tomorrow!

Before the Bellator championships, humans had mysteries like ‘Who built the pyramids’, ‘What happens after we die?’ ‘Who shot JFK?’ ‘What the hell happened to my Corona that I ‘lost’ on my balcony last night’. Now humans have to ask  Why does the Bellator championship only air on ESPN Deportes? It’s the single greatest mystery

Bellator X! TONIGHT! But really tomorrow!

Before the Bellator championships, humans had mysteries like ‘Who built the pyramids’, ‘What happens after we die?’ ‘Who shot JFK?’ ‘What the hell happened to my Corona that I ‘lost’ on my balcony last night’. Now humans have to ask  Why does the Bellator championship only air on ESPN Deportes? It’s the single greatest mystery