People say ‘I’ll see you in hell’, but I don’t really want to see anyone in hell. Screw it, I’ll see them in hell if hell was made out of those white sticks in ‘Fun Dip’ candy packets. Hell would then be candy heaven and heaven would just be regular heaven. Let’s face it, if
With the flood of jackassery surrounding all that is ‘James Toney’, people forget that ‘Merciless’ Ray Mercer already transitioned into MMA from boxing and demonstrated the power behind a single well-placed punch from a seasoned heavyweight boxer. On June 13th of last year, Tim Sylvia expected to dance the night away at some rawesome afterparty
In this picture we have a guy with a chain around his neck wearing a vest without a shirt. In the background are two guys embracing each other over a bottle of Magners. We’re not sure exactly where James Thompson is, but here is a recent picture of ‘The Colossus’ provided by Card from The
Let people call you stupid. Let them call you lazy. Hell, even let them call you a worthless sack of DNA but whatever you do, don’t let people call you late for tonight’s episode of Inside MMA. The producers of HDnet have assembled a cast of boxers that have either knocked out a former UFC
Josh Barnett has been floating around the MMA world occasionally touching down to put a gentle spanking on opponents in grappling tournaments. If catch wrestling ever needed an ambassador, Barnett would proudly wear whatever hat is required. Alright, how can we ignore the 900lb pink elephant in the living room…Mighty Mo is not Fedor. This
Nate Quarry blessed us with several Youtube gems when his sponsor refused to pay him. Remember that time when he told us his kids were hungry or that parody of the “Fight Muffin”. It’s good to see that after five years in the UFC, The Rock’s sense of humor has grown richer and more complex,
It’s hard to mention Eduardo Pamplona without mentioning that scene in Apocalypto where that guy gets his head chopped off. That essentially describes the entire movie. It’s just a non-stop set of sequences where people’s heads get lopped off with a few jaguars thrown in there. Pamplona looks like he could have wandered on set,
Before reading this article, my only request is that you put on your tinfoil hat. You know, so the government can’t read your brainwaves. It’s like conspiracy theory 101. All of my baseball hats are lined with aluminum foil just to prevent the government from tapping into my cerebellum. The only drawback is that in
Damn. It was a hard blow to the entire MMA world when Mask died in that car accident back this very day last year. Charles ‘Mask’ Lewis, the founder of Tapout was DOA when some drunken idiot driving a Porsche clipped his car forcing Mask’s Ferrari to wrap around a telephone poll. The driver of
War Machine is probably one of the most insightful figures in MMA. The dude’s brain is divided into 36 chambers of plutonium-enriched testosterone which can be activated by random patterns of light or sound. His mood and behavior are in complete control of his surroundings at any given time like those blue people from Avatar.
Alright James Toney. Your father was an original death fighter. There’s no way we would ever doubt that. We all assume that he used to collect the spleens of fighters he defeated in an empty mayonnaise jar to put them on display atop his fireplace. Whatever James Toney has in store for his first opponent
Yesterday, the UFC signed a distribution deal with Asia’s ASN HD Sports channel. If you’re reading this, then that following statement means nothing to you. ASN will start by broadcasting all those UFC Unleashed shows which will lead up to UFC 112: Maia vs. Silva. If you throw a rock at a TV, you’ll probably
Rural Georgia is a strange and scary place. Camouflage is all the rage here and people drive around in monster trucks with gun racks in the back window, dead deer in the truck bed and bumper stickers that say, ‘The south will rise again’. Its common to drive down a paved road to have it suddenly turn
Screw the whales, they can help themselves. Don’t worry about the war on terrorism, you can’t fight an idea. Stop banging against internet piracy, as a wiseman once said ‘You can’t stop the internet, baby’. Screw all of those imaginary battles, we need a friggin superhero specifically designed to stop hat thievery in MMA. Screw
Just when you thought you were ready to go to bed, EA slaps everyone in the face with new screens of a plethora of fighters, venues, character damage and enough Nick Diaz pics to have you wake up in the middle of the night and scream at your roommate for taking your shoe. Check out
Jamie Varner, if you’re reading this we realize that you thought of the whole ‘Mountain Dew/WEC’ promotion idea and we’re sorry that Urijah Faber stole the concept from you. If I meet him, I’ll let him know that you disapprove of his actions. Alternatively, if I meet General Tso, I’m going to tell him thank