If you’re reading this, then you’re abundantly aware that I could beat you at any Tekken game. I hate stating the obvious but sometimes the obvious hates being stated (whatever that’s supposed to mean). Over the weekend, Josh Barnett wanted to let us know what he’s been doing since he made me drop $800 on
Note to everyone: If you’re going to have a twenty-three person UFC battle royale, please get it on YouTube. Secondary note to everyone: If you’re going to have a twenty-three person UFC battle royale, it must be at a place called Breakneck Lane. If all of the following are present, you’re going to probably be
Whatever Lucio Linhares is looking at in that picture is about to get a toaster smashed over it’s face (and if Lucio is looking at a toaster, that toaster is about to get a toaster smashed over it’s face. Toaster on toaster crime. It’s the tastiest kind of crime and it only happens in the
A few years back when Kimbo Slice was fighting guys like ‘Big Mac’ in the parking lot of boatyard, everyone on Youtube was sacrificing small mammals to the MMA Gods in order to get Slice vs. Buentello inside a cage (or maybe someone’s backyard). Kimbo Slice was known for his stand-up and Buentello was known
The MMA gods smile on MiddleEasy. I can’t believe this is happening to me right now. The only thing that could even get close to surpassing the rawesomeness of this fight would be if Abraham Lincoln and Bob Ross fell from the sky directly in opposite corners of an octagon and strapped on their 4oz
Before Frank Trigg even got off the stage at the UFC 103 weigh-ins, dude already twittered (twatted?) everyone with ‘So how did I look?’. Trigg knows his social media about as well as I know how to throw Tobasco sauce on pizza then complain about it when it’s too hot. This time last week, everyone
If you don’t like Houston Alexander, then your kids probably should. Back in May, Houston Alexander was walking to his car after a productive morning of knocking dudes out in 48 seconds. As Alexander walked back, he noticed a little girl trapped in a Chevy Lumina crying her eyes out. So the dude did what
MMA is like cheese. If you add it to anything, it makes it astronomically better. A birthday cake is alright. A cheesecake birthday cake makes you want to rob someone at gunpoint. It’s just one of those scientific facts like if you throw buttered toast in the air, it will always land on the side
Oh wow. I thought tonight reached its maximum potential of rawesomite. Strikeforce Challengers jumping off tonight, K-1 going down this morning, ADCC going down tomorrow morning in Spain, friggin Klitschko going down tomorrow night…now the LA Times is reporting that Anderson Silva will defend his middleweight belt against Vitor Belfort January 2nd at UFC 108.
Lacey Schuckman vs. Jeri Sitzes! First we would like to say that if you don’t watch Strikeforce Challengers: Kennedy vs. Cummings tonight, then you’re an idiot (and probably need to get the F out of Asgard). Randy Couture is in the middle of Wyoming and the dude just caught an Antelope but he took the
Despite 2pac and Biggie taking Ls for their involvement in that whole East coast/West coast beef that happened in the 90s (and made hip-hop rawesome), M-1 Global feels the hip-hop industry needs a boost. Tomorrow, M-1 will revive the the West coast vs. East coast feud that led to me spending nearly $300 worth of
James Toney will forever go down as my…second favorite boxer out there. Anyone that says “I just have this thing inside me that wants to eat and conquer. Maybe it’s egotistical, but I have it in me. I don’t want to be a tycoon. I just want to conquer people and their souls.” pretty much
Despite Cro Cop announcing that he was finished with MMA and me crying myself to sleep last weekend after UFC 103, reports from Croatia state that Cro Cop is good for at least two more fights UFC. Actually, the source is Mirko (who lives in Croatia so…I guess I was right all along) who told
It was fun. Two of the best linguists in the pugilists sports industry verbally smacked each other in the face for the past month as to who would rack in the most PPV buys. Dana White told everyone ‘Boxing is trying to sell you the fight that no one cared about‘ while Floyd Mayweather uppercuted
For those of you who are not familiar with Shaolin Riberio, in 2007 he was a runner-up in the ‘Best nickname in the history of nicknames’ category of the ‘Who gives an F’ awards (I think Vladimir ‘The Janitor’ Matyushenko won that year. His after-party was at a 24/7 BBQ place). Dude’s last fight was
Initially, this was supposed to be MiddleEasy’s exclusive coverage of Tuff N Uff. Our reporter, Elena Lopez, traveled from LA to Las Vegas just to grab a cornucopia (or ‘horn of plenty’ as the kid that sat behind me in 3rd grade geography said) of exclusive content for the site. The Tuff N Uff